Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Lindsay Lohan in Deep Manure

Bad news for Lindsay Lohan fans. A woman called the police and said that LL was chasing her through Malibu.

New Moon does not know who the woman was. We don’t even know who Lindsay was.

The police arrested Lohan for driving under the influence. They smelled something on her breath, and it wasn’t buttermilk. And now the manure deepens.

The police say Lohan had cocaine in her pocket. They didn’t say which pocket.

LL said, “I am innocent.” She’s out on $25,000 bail.

Watch out, Malibu. Here comes Lindsay.

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