Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Nicole Richie Guilty!

You read it here first. Nicole Richie copped a plea and must report for a four-day visit to the slammer by September 28. All this for merely endangering the lives of other citizens by driving under the influence of an unspecified controlled substance.

The court also fined her $2,048, placed her on three years probation, and ordered her to enter a rehab program for the young and the drugged. The court did not sentence her for gross stupidity.

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