The readers of New Moon are probably worried sick about Paris Hilton. Where is she? Is she in jail? Is she drunk? Did she get arrested for drunk driving again?
The New Moon staff searched southern California last weekend, and we have something to report.
We spotted Paris Hilton at an upscale bar in Hollywood Saturday night. We asked her if she had fun in jail, and she told us to drop dead.
Paris was with her sister Nicky. We didn’t ask Nicky if she had fun in jail.
Stay tuned for more breaking news about Paris Hilton, but probably not about Nicky.
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