Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Tori Spelling the Divine

Just when we thought that everything and everyone had gone to hell and not come back, Tori Spelling has come to our redemption. Tori has become a minister of the Gospel, and we sorely need her.

Tori the divine is a fading TV starlet who appeared on a television show, the title of which I cannot remember. Now she has become a born-again ex-starlet with a genuine ministerial degree she earned online, and watch out you TV Baptists. Tori may take your revenue stream away.

As her first ministerial act, Tori got two people married, although their marriage vows may not include the typical stuff that Southern Baptists normally require. All this means that the preachers on the public airways probably have nothing to fear from Tori.

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