All-Points bulletin for Michael Moore

The federal government wants filmmaker Michael Moore. The feds claim that Moore violated the law when he filmed foreign bedpans.

Moore denies the charges. “I only filmed urinals,” he told New Moon.

Moore’s film Sicko claims that people sometimes get sick. The government denies this claim.

According to the Justice Department, Moore used backlighting, Fuji film, and voice-over narration.

Moore insists that he is innocent of all charges. “They’re confusing me with Sylvester Stallone,” he said.