Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Avril Lavigne denies charges

In the absence of any real baseball news, the staff of New Moon brings you another story of blighted celebrities.

One musical group and a separate entertainer have charged that singer Avril Lavigne has swiped their musical creations.

The staff at New Moon hasn’t listened to the relevant dirges, so we can’t say if they’re worth stealing.

A representative for Lavigne dismissed the charges as “utter rubbish.” New Noon would call him to ask some questions, but we ran out of quarters.

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