Friday, November 16, 2007

Lindsay To Report for Jail Time

The word at your grocer's checkout aisle is that Lindsay Lohan may report for her second day of jail time on Thanksgiving. The brainless reason for this alleged plan is that by showing up on a holiday, she may attract less attention to her arrival and departure.

The editorial staff at New Moon thinks that this scheme is one of the craziest in recent memory. If everyone has the day off, why won't more curious primates hang out down at the jail to watch the rich and famous bonehead strut her stuff?

Lindsay has to complete the second of two days in the slammer because of her previous conviction for drunk driving and possession of cocaine.

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