Wednesday, November 07, 2007

McCartney Kisses Someone

If you're so bored that you find yourself wondering what Paul McCartney is up to, here's the latest. Paul was seen kissing someone named Nancy Shevell somewhere on Long Island. Both Paul and Nancy are still married, but not to each other. Each is separated from his/her spouse, which is terribly unfortunate but not the least bit uncommon as society continues to unravel.

If you really want to know what all this means, I suggest you read everything ever written by Nostradamus. You'll quickly learn that in the year 3797, the world will come to an end. Goodbye, Paul. Goodbye, Nancy.

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