Thursday, November 08, 2007

Britney's Mom Is To Blame

The biological and legal mother of Britney Spears now states that she is responsible for the way that Britney turned out--basically a wacked out pop star who can't park her car without running into something or someone. Mom's name is Lynne Spears, and mom says the trouble started when she guided Britney into stardom without seeing the manure storm this would lead to. She didn't have the time to help Britney make her way along the poop path.

Mom is now going to write a book about "parenting." For some reason, the editorial staff here at
New Moon doesn't see this book leading to any sort of good outcome. If mom's book about parenting is anything like her experience at parenting, we don't see Lynne's book as much of a rival to Doctor Spock's.

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