Three in a Row

As everyone knows, with Tuesday's loss to the Astros, the Cubs have lost three in a row.

The Cubs have plenty of relief pitchers to do the job. If Jim Hendry hires any more, he'll have to enlarge the bullpen.

Here's the problem. The Cubs are going to sleep in the batter's box. Alfonso Soriano went on the DL, and everyone else decided to take a vacation until he comes back.

Wake up and play ball. You can take a nap in November.