Monday, October 29, 2007

Sharpton Attacks

The Rev. Al Sharpton has blasted VP Dick Cheney for trying to kill ducks and pheasants at an upscale Hudson Valley hunt & fish club that flies the Confederate flag in the garage. Details are confused. Why keep Confederates in garage instead of shooting range? Will Confeds rise again? Should investors save Confed money?

Meanwhile, Lawyers Anonymous want to know if the VP has shot anyone in the neck. More to the point, has he shot any lawyers in the neck?

VP Dick Cheney, when not plotting wars in inscrutable Middle Eastern countries, is best remembered as the VP who shot a Texas lawyer in the neck. Lawyers Anonymous is outraged that VP Dick has shot again.

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