Britney at the Bar

Britney Spears has allegedly applied for a job as a barmaid. The purpose of this new work ethic is to show everyone in California that she is responsible enough to hold a job. Having proven that, she could then argue in court that she is equally responsible enough to regain joint custody of her two children, both of whom are now in the care of their father.

The flaw in this legal strategy lies in the fact that a job behind the bar would bring Britney into close contact with wines and spirits, the very items that have led to so much of her recent troubles. BS would be better off working at a soda fountain, where the only coke on hand is spelled with a capital "C."