Monday, October 01, 2007

Boneheads May Wed

Rich and famous boneheads Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have obtained a marriage license in Las Vegas. In the unlikely event that anyone cares, the license is valid for one year.

Pam is an actress, and Rick is a professional gambler. Rick apparently does his gambling while playing cards. New Moon is unable to report when or where the happy event will take place.

Pam has been married twice before. New Moon doesn't know the names of the first two victims.

Additional news will probably never be available.

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