Saturday, September 22, 2007

Brad Pitt Not Rich Enough

The latest heartbreak of a rich and famous bonehead features an actor named Brad Pitt. Brad is upset because photographers keep taking pictures of him. The latest picture-taking episode occurred in Toronto, where a movie about the psychopath Jesse James had its premiere. Brad played Jesse in this third-rate movie.

Brad said that he and his nitwit girlfriend have been "run out of every major city" by photographers.

Here at New Moon, we find it difficult to sympathize with an overpaid, talentless movie star. Brad has to understand that being rich and famous has some disadvantages.

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