In the South Pacific, global warming has caused all the refrigerators to melt.
The refrigerator crisis has caused Island.com and Island.org to declare war on each other, although neither country has an army, navy, or air force.
Reports from Island.com and Island.org state that no casualties have occurred in the first week of warfare.
In the most recent election in the island nation of Tasmansea, the Sheep Party won all seats in Parliament. The party’s first act was to change the national anthem to “Baa, Baa, Black Sheep.”
Most sheep in Tasmansea prefer to drive the Dodge Ram, although the Swedish Woolvo is also popular.
Sheep now control a majority interest in Woolworth’s.
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