Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Quickie

After only two months of marriage to sex star bozo Rick Salomon, actress Pamela Anderson is seeking an annulment. New Moon doesn't know what the trouble is all about. We could guess, but our guesses wouldn't make good family reading.

These two intellectual giants were hitched October 6 in Las Vegas and went to Splitsville December 13. The only memorable event in Salomon's life was the sex tape he made with Paris Hilton. No memorable events have occurred in Pam's life.

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