Showing posts with label Lohan Family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lohan Family. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2007

Lohan Parents Divorced!

What a load off my mind. I was worried sick about the divorce troubles of Lindsay Lohan's brainless parents.

One of New York's supreme court judges congratulated the couple for its "extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter." If these people had good judgement, I must be as smart as Galileo.

Miz Dina Lohan got custody of the two minor children. The big bucks part of the settlement is not yet a matter of public record.

Lindsay didn't figure into all this, since she is an adult, although only in a legal sense.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Lohan Parents Split

More news for Lindsay Lohan fans. Lindsay's parents have finally worked out the problems surrounding their divorce.

What do these problems involve? Moral issues? Religious matters? Of course not.

The problems involve what they always involve in these matters--money and custody of the children who are still minors.

It appears that dad will have to get a job in order to pay child support. What tragedy!

Dad may have trouble getting and holding a job. He was released from prison earlier this year after serving 25 months for attempted assault, drunk driving, and driving without a license.

Like father, like daughter.