Good Night and Good Luck for Combs and Porter

Today, right now, not later, New Moon brings you more breaking news about the rich and famous.

Although it gives us great pain, we have to report that Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kim “Diddy Not” Porter have gone to Splitsville. They have signed off, kissed off, parted ways, got loose, taken a train, gone and left.

The stories at Google News say it’s true, and GN knows whereof it talks its trash and drinks its mash.

As the late Porky Pig used to say, “That’s all, folks [stammer deleted].”