Rain Delay

Someone said that after a rain delay, the Sox won the game 10-6.

The Cubs could have used a downpour from noon to midnight. Could've used an earthquake.

It's only a game.

Cubs Versus Mets

As we approach the game on Monday, let’s try to ignore the fact that the Mets have a win-loss record over 150 points better than that of the Cubs. Look on the bright side. The Mets don’t have Roger Clemens in the bullpen, cooling his heels at a million dollars an hour.

Things could be a lot worse. The great Chicago fire was worse. Al Capone was worse, until you got thirsty. Then he didn’t seem so bad, unless you were Dion O’Bannion.

See. Look on the bright side, if there is one. The Cubs might win. I might get an income tax refund larger than what Clemens makes while tying his shoes. Not likely, but maybe someone at the IRS will make a mistake.

Look on the bright side.

Universal Studios

It’s sometimes difficult to plan a vacation that the whole family will enjoy. Mom and dad might like a trip to an historic site or a quiet rest on a Caribbean island.

Some kids would choose a theme park. Others might want to visit the spring-training camp of their favorite baseball team.

But everyone likes a good movie. That’s why you can’t go wrong with the whole family if you take along some Universal Studios Tickets for your next visit to Orlando. Everyone can see how the movies are made.

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Orlandofuntickets also offers the lowest discount prices for all theme parks and dinner shows. These popular attractions include Sea World, Disney World, and many others.Your visit to Orlando should be fun, not confusing. For the best ticket prices, logon to Orlandofuntickets.com.