Amy Winehouse

In our never-ending survey of rich and famous boneheads, we turn to the case of Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Both Blake and Amy may have to do some serious jail time. Someone named Michael Brown may also have to bunk in one of London's slammers.

The trouble began when Blake and Michael allegedly attacked James King, the landlord of an east London pub. Amy was arrested Tuesday and charged with perverting the course of justice. After her arrest, she was released on bail. Blake wasn't so lucky. He's still in the slammer.

Amy's Hubby in Trouble

Rich and famous English boneheads are in the news again. Blake Fielder-Civil wasn't very civil. The husband of Amy Winehouse has been jailed because he and other thugs allegedly attacked a bartender on June 20.

It's just one thing after another for Blake and Amy. In October, both were found guilty of possession of marijuana in Norway. They were fined $715. But since they're rich and famous, they probably didn't have to borrow money to pay the fine.

Amy Winehouse Flops

Under the category of rich and famous nitwits, bad news for Amy Winehouse fans. If you've never heard of AW, don't worry about it. Live long and prosper.

Amy was scheduled to star in some awards show somewhere in England. But everyone now says her vocal accompaniment to this nonevent was not up to UK standards.

The word on the street is that Amy has a drug problem.

Amy Winehouse

All right fans, here's more news of the rich and famous. Amy Winehouse is going into retreat to deal with some "health issues."

Rumor mongers in London and elsewhere say Amy is addicted to certain controlled substances. Regarding these rumors, Amy's husband said, "I think 99 percent of it's not true."

Here at New Moon, we will continue to pass along to our readers all the latest truths and rumors about rich and famous boneheads.